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Bryce’s Coming Out

Posted on November 29, 2016November 29, 2016 by Burrello Submarine

Bryce had been working up to this moment for a long time.

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Bernie loved the pop-in.

Posted on May 11, 2015May 11, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

Goldilocks Complex: it can happen to bears too.

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Realizing Hopes and Dreams

Posted on April 10, 2015April 10, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

cow on train caption — “S. Laughterhouse, 16 miles. I can’t wait.”

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Always Read the Ingredients

Posted on March 15, 2015March 16, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

Jimmy heard you could sell your organs for money. Jimmy heard a lot of things.

Jonathan Stephens returns to “Secret Keys.”

Business Manatee

Posted on February 26, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

business-manatee color — Gary was just happy to have the work.

Secret Keys Returns: Animals Rebranded

Posted on January 29, 2015January 30, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

Because PR is important.

Hardcore Cocksmanship

Posted on November 30, 2014November 30, 2014 by Burrello Submarine

cocksmanship — Clucks was a real champ, always ready to ruffle feathers. Even when he lost he was still a pretty good cock.

Hope and Oblivion

Posted on July 20, 2014 by Burrello Submarine

Mr. Jingles noisily and incessantly passed gas in the corner and quietly wondered over and over... — Mr. Jingles noisily and incessantly passed gas in the corner and quietly wondered over and over…

Ground Beef

Posted on May 9, 2014 by Burrello Submarine

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Another old one, but never published before. So it’s new. Shut up.

He’s not a size 12.

Posted on January 22, 2014January 22, 2014 by Burrello Submarine

Paul wanted shoes. He was most persistent on that point. — Whales make shopping awkward.

Burrello & Stephens

Again, ignore the date. Another never before published Secret Keys.

Bear-y Christmas

Posted on December 16, 2013December 16, 2013 by Burrello Submarine

You think I should be hibernating, do you? — How abouts we don a little more o’ that gay apparel what you been talking of.

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AMERICA!

Posted on December 9, 2013July 4, 2015 by Burrello Submarine

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You’ll notice the old date. I forgot I had drawn this one.

The Bad Lieutenant

Posted on August 27, 2013August 28, 2013 by Burrello Submarine

The force had always tacitly understood that Roberts only played by his own rules and liked to dip into the crime-scene blood on occasion.

Burrello and Stephens

Coco

Posted on July 22, 2013 by Burrello Submarine

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Salvatore Scungilli: Mustache Thief

Posted on June 12, 2013June 12, 2013 by Burrello Submarine

Salvatore Scungilli terrorized 1/3 of Italy in this manner for the better part of 4 years.

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Funnel Dog

Extract

CreatorTodd color grad with back 2

"PERFECTION ZOMBIE”: For an article in the February 2014 issue of 10 Magazine

“PERFECTION ZOMBIE”: For an article in the February 2014 issue of 10 Magazine

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November 2013 issue of 10 Magazine.

November 2013 issue of 10 Magazine.

"Plague Checkup”: for the July 2014 issue of 10 Magazine

“Plague Checkup”: for the July 2014 issue of 10 Magazine

harpoon girl

The oblivious magician.

The oblivious magician.

10-tech-conference-2 color 2

fat man contorted woman old gunslinger beaver fish rocket foot

chewbacca-brazilian color

sometimes it's beautiful

fat star wars biggs color

"Chinatown's Cure for a Hangover": for August 2015 issue of 10 Magazine.

“Chinatown’s Cure for a Hangover”: for August 2015 issue of 10 Magazine.

A cold, prickly shudder crept up the felt frog's spine, but he know full well it was actually not his spine but the ulna of a stranger.

sesame street tragedy color

dinosaur in street under chicken 2

Excerpt from "The Cut Off," 2015.

Excerpt from “The Cut Off,” 2015.

Gonna need to see a whole lot more than I.D.

Gonna need to see a whole lot more than I.D.