Monthly Archives: July 2009

My Cartoons

When the shy Woolly can’t stop growing she winds up the center of attention…unfortunately they include the attentions of a greedy farmer, a hungry bear, and a hairy pirate.

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The Ocelots Are Out

Captain’s log: stardate banana hammock republic eleventy 1/2. Frosty banquet of helium strectching throughout the chalky camel diaper. Midnight ’tis forthcoming…bring an extra towel. From whence the sharky mandible defies description more than’t does prescribe presciptions. I have the jell-o … Continue reading

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The Story of the Tea-making Coat Unsinkable or: a Plea for the Preservation of Antiques.

The coat: a grand apparatus And it ever wilt be Supreme in stature and status. This is my tale, my plea. I sleep in a dark room When I am not worn. Around me moths have loomed Since the day … Continue reading

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