Joncast Momcast – Keepers of the Secret Keys, Episode 8: Special Campfire Edition

It’s been quite a hiatus, but we return just in time for mother’s day for a special campfire edition of joncast with one of our own mothers wherein we discuss group therapy nun slapping, that guy we killed, worst jobs, TV dating show interviews, yaks, talking sex robots, chocolate phallic confections, and a book review. EAT IT HERE

Tell Jimmy Carter to call in and tell us if you’re alive.

Joncast of the Apes – Keepers of the Secret Keys, Episode 6: Medicinal Sodomy

In this thrillingly girthy episode the Jons discuss juggling hobos, flossing, “The Planet of the Apes” franchise, illness in school, and medicinal sodomy in addition to mystery beverages and another exclusive book review. Also we talk about a dude from Tanzania who evidently likes his best Keys when they are Secret. Eat it HERE.

Joncast – Keepers of the Secret Keys, Episode 5: Wacky Races

In this thrilling episode of Joncast we enjoy mystery foods and drinks. Also, we discuss gambling, school underfunding, Deep Roy, experience a riveting book review (complete with ISBN), Warhammer, Dave Coulier, Boylan’s soda, and the impromptu invention of the ultimate form of track race betting. EAT IT HERE.

do you have any grey poupon?

Joncast – Keepers of the Secret Keys, Episode 4: Bamboozled

The Jons get bamboozled, do another book review, rename some classic films, solve the panda bear breeding problem, reconsider the Philippines, start a clothing line, and then get distracted by the computer’s slideshow. Eat it HERE.

I don't get Harry Potter.

Joncast – Keepers of the Secret Keys: Episode 2, the Third Recorded Episode.

In this episode we got book reviews, mystery food, chopsticks, the origins of Easter, terrible food from the Philippines, idioms, and ads! Eat it HERE. Completely random and totally inane.

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