Tag: funny
Plagues
Inebriated Innovations
Business Manatee
A Little to the Left
Born Free Will

Very personal article: http://www.netsidebar.com/christian-de-conversion/
Pigeons in the Park
Oculus Drift
A gnat flew into my eye. The involuntarily blink that followed undoubtedly crushed her to bits. What must that final flight have seemed like? Such a delicately small insect crashing into the impossibly immense glass orb of my oblivious eyeball and then having two monstrous flesh panels slam closedΒ from both above and below like giant, steel shutters of impossible weight. Perhaps she never saw the larger world around her. Perhaps it was too incomprehensibly vast to be taken in with her limited arthropod mind and her even more limited point of view. Perhaps, in seeing a gigantic eye so close, so fast, so grand, and so near the end she felt she was looking into eternity and seeing God at the other end.
Then I remembered that gnat’s eyes evolved in a completely different manner and so my human eye more probably was just someΒ weird, reflective, kaleidoscopic alien landscape that came and went in, quite literally, the blink of an eye.
No, sir. I don’t think she got much out of it.
Originally published for 10 Magazine January 2015 issue.
Secret Keys Returns: Animals Rebranded
Universe
Would You Rather? (with Jon & Wassim)—Episode III: the Chicken or the Werewolf
The very third episode.
What Makes Us All Tick
A Message from Todd
Seoul It Up: LIVE “Chance & Dan DO KOREA” with Comedian Jonathan Burrello & Blogger Adam Carr

My stuff starts at around 15 minutes in. Click the link and enjoy the comedy and following interview.
Listen HERE: http://www.seoulitup.com/2015/01/live-chance-dan-do-korea-with-comedian.html












